Help! I was caught cheating online.

Dear Girlfriend I Wish I Had,

My girlfriend told me that while she was "helping a friend on Match.com" she came across my picture and profile. She's pissed at me and won't talk to me. I tried telling her that it was old, but she called me out on me being active on there within the past week. I really like my girlfriend. What now?

Caught on the 'net

Dear Caught on the Net,

Are you an idiot? If you have a girlfriend, why do you have a match.com profile in the first place? I could understand if it was old, but the fact that you still check it is very sketchy. Obviously your girlfriend had some trust issues with you, because I suspect she wasn't "helping a friend at all," but rather had her intuition kick in. Something like this happened to me before. Yes, I caught an ex boyfriend red handed via MySpace. He tried to apologize, but I wanted nothing to do with him. I know you're probably going to tell me that you weren't intending to cheat, but that you just wanted an ego boost. Well buddy, I've heard that line before and it's BS. While you may not have cheated yet, you would have. It's better for both of you that this relationship is coming to an end, because she deserves someone who she can trust and you just aren't ready to commit to one woman yet. So go out and date a few chics, but be honest with them before things get serious. It will save you a lot of time and trouble in the future.

XoXo,

Me

Beer Review - Bud Light Lime

Hey guys,

I recently visited a favorite watering hole of mine and decided to try the new Bud Light Lime. I love beer and lime. Besides, I'm always up for trying new brews, especially seasonal type beers. Unfortunately this beer is very similar to Bud Light - a cheap imitation of a Miller product. Seriously, Budweiser, can you come up with anything on your own? And if you're going to continue to copy, you could at least take the time to make your product taste better.
The beer itself is too sweet (almost like a bad batch of lime juice) and the aftertaste is AWFUL! Thank God I always order a water and a packet of crackers when trying a new beer for the first time (a girl's gotta have a clean pallet to be objective), so I could wash the awful taste out of my mouth. I couldn't choke down a bottle, and I HATE leaving beer!
After doing some research, I found that the Bud Light Lime recipe is a mixture of light beer and lime flavoring. So basically, they took some Lime Ade and mixed it with Bud Light. What's next, clamato and beer? Oh wait, they have that too. With 116 calories and 8 grams of carbs per serving, your girlfriend and gut won't like this either!
Leave this beer on the shelf and pick up some Miller Chill instead!

Beer Rating: 0 taps

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Hi Guys!

Welcome to the virtual home of the Girlfriend You Wish You Had. I'm a chic who loves sports, beer and helping people out. I'll review new beverages, talk sports (especially college football), and give you advice on dealing with women. Pictures will be posted soon.

XoXo,

Me :)