Help! I was caught cheating online.

Dear Girlfriend I Wish I Had,

My girlfriend told me that while she was "helping a friend on Match.com" she came across my picture and profile. She's pissed at me and won't talk to me. I tried telling her that it was old, but she called me out on me being active on there within the past week. I really like my girlfriend. What now?

Caught on the 'net

Dear Caught on the Net,

Are you an idiot? If you have a girlfriend, why do you have a match.com profile in the first place? I could understand if it was old, but the fact that you still check it is very sketchy. Obviously your girlfriend had some trust issues with you, because I suspect she wasn't "helping a friend at all," but rather had her intuition kick in. Something like this happened to me before. Yes, I caught an ex boyfriend red handed via MySpace. He tried to apologize, but I wanted nothing to do with him. I know you're probably going to tell me that you weren't intending to cheat, but that you just wanted an ego boost. Well buddy, I've heard that line before and it's BS. While you may not have cheated yet, you would have. It's better for both of you that this relationship is coming to an end, because she deserves someone who she can trust and you just aren't ready to commit to one woman yet. So go out and date a few chics, but be honest with them before things get serious. It will save you a lot of time and trouble in the future.

XoXo,

Me